~Irken-Invader-Rina

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Chrissy needs a yard to run and play in. What!? I hate the outdoors! >.<

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Chrissy looks like a little kitten, but she was born in the summer of 1984! WHAT THE HELL!? I'm only turing 17!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Chrissy says she always wanted to work in a voluntary or community role but without any paid experience found it difficult to find work in that sector. ...Ok...?

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Chrissy wants a cookie. Wow, they hit the nail on the head with that one!

Q: Type in "[your name] does " in Google search:
A: Chrissy does "Thriller" ...Since when do I like MJ!?

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Chrissy hates ranch owners. ...Yeah, I'm not gonna ask anymore...

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Chrissy asks, "what makes Jason feel he’s better for me than 'the other guy.'" Who the hell is Jason!? AND WHO'S THIS OTHER GUY!?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Chrissy goes over there to find out if Alex is going to spill the beans about their relationship. What is going on!?

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Chrissy likes the maid a little too much. ...I have a maid? SWEET! (S)He can clean my room now!

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Chrissy eats a pie Jack has prepared for a local bake-off. WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT!? ... AND I HATE PIE! >.<

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Chrissy wears ecru pantalettes with lace trim, lace tights, and ecru shoes to complete the outfit. I don't know what's going on anymore! >.<

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Chrissy was arrested for Den's murder. Seriously, where have I met all these people!?

Let's see... I tag people who's name starts with the letters... H, K, E, Q, or X! <3

Weekly Words of Wisdom: "If you could get up the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed." - David Viscott

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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point your hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can in your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten ver their caffine addiction, switch to Espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance with the Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. With a serious face, order diet water whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to Go."

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work are and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name: Rock Bottom.

17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: Give this to someone to make them smile.

Weekly Words of Wisdom: "We are persuing ignorance to get to happiness" - Jon Stewart (Talking about humans and how we match up with the two phrases "Ignorance is Bliss" and "The Persuit of Happiness.")

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Look at your watch; see how quickly one second passes. Poof! It's gone faster than you can read this. Do you know what happens in the first fatal second after a car going 55 miles per hour hits a solid object?

1. In the first tenth of the second, the front bumper and grill collapse.

2. The second tenth finds the hood crumbling, rising, ans striking the windshield as the spinning rear wheels lift from the ground. Simultaniously, fenders begin wrapping themselves around the solid object. Although the car's frame has been halted, the rest of the car is still going 55mph. Instinct causes the driver to stiffen his legs against the crash, and they snap at the knee joint.

3. During the third tenth of the second, the steering wheel starts to desintegrate and the steering column aims for the driver's chest.

4. The fourth tenth of the second finds two feet of the car's front end wrecked, while the rear end still moves at 35mph. The driver's body is still traveling 55mph.

5. In the fifth tenth of the second, the driver is impaled on the steering column and blood rushes to the lungs.

6. The sixth tenth of the second, the impact has built up to the point that the driver's feet are ripped out of the tightly laced shoes. The brake pedal breaks off. The car frame buckles in the middle. The driver's head smashes into the windshield as the rear wheels, still spinning, fall back to earth.

7. In the seventh tenth of the second, hinges rip loose, doors fly open, and the seats break free, striking the driver from behind. An airbag will not help here.

8. However, the seat striking the driver does not bother him because he is already dead. The last three tenths of the second mean nothing to the driver.

Hey guys. Pass this along, will ya? People should be aware.

Weekly Words of Wisdom: "No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy." - Paris Hilton (Kinda scary that she's right, isn't it?)

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Clubs:

1. tag 10 people (not the one who sent it to you!)
2. answer all truthfully
3. take it in public!
4. tell all tagged on their profile that they have been tagged,
and link to your journal.

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Info
[X] I am shorter than 5'4.
[X] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[X] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[/] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[X] I have/I've had braces.
[X] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[X] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[X] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[X] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[X] I've sworn at my parents.
[X] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[X] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[/] I want to have kids someday
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[X] I'm in school
[X] I have a job.
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[X] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[X] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[X] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[X] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[X] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[X] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles

Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ] I've been on a plane.
[X] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[X] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[X] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[X] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[X] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[/] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[X] I've eaten sushi.
[X] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[X] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[X] I miss someone right now.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[X] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[X] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[X] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger

Honesty/Crime
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[X] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[/] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[X] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[X] I hate funerals.
[X] I've seen someone dying
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[X] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[X] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[X] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books. I have boxes full of comics
[X] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[X] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[X] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[/] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[/] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly.
[X] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[X] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[/] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam the opposite!
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, red or blue all of them except pink!
[X] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun
[/] I am in love with love.
[X] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS...sometimes
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[X] I believe in ghosts.

[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate
[/] I bite my nails.
[X] I play video games.
[/] I'm good at remembering faces.
[/] I'm good at remembering names.
[/] I'm good at remembering dates.
[X] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[X] All of those are answered honestly

Tagged:

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And anyone else who wants to do this. ~

Weekly Words of Wisdom: Anyone wanna offer me any? I'll put one up here the next time I update. And please include the person who said it! Thanks!

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IF MY LIFE HAD A SOUNDTRACK:
(Put iPod on shuffle, go through songs for each part of the soundtrack. No editing!)

Opening credits: Beauty and the Beast - Jump5

Awakening: Numb - Linking Park

Childhood: The Remedy (I Won't Worry) - Jason Mraz

First Day of School: Best Day Ever - Spongebob Squarepants ('The hell!?)

First Big Love: Heart of Sword - T.M.Revolution

Fight-Song: This is Halloween - The Nightmare Before Christmas

Graduation: 'Cause I'm a Blonde - Julie Brown (But I have brown hair...)

Prom: Hey There, Delilah - Plain White T's

Life is Great: I Just Can't Wait to be King - Lion King (I'M A GIRL, DAMNIT!)

Mental Breakdown: Take me or Leave Me -Rent Movie (...no comment...)

Car Ride: Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson

Review: One Way or Another - Blondie (WHAT!?)

Get Together With Your Big Love: There's a Fine, Fine Line - Avenue Q (Is my love life really that depressing?)

Marriage: Better Than Me - Hinder (So true.)

Sex scene: Picture - Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow (Now them's some porn!)

Birth of your First Child: To Little Too Late - JoJo (IS MY BABY ALREADY DEAD!? DID I MISCARRY!? TT_TT)

Funeral: Bitch - Meredith Brooks (HELL YEAH! THAT'S MY SONG!)

End Credits: How Far We've Come - Matchbow Twenty (No, I lied. This is my song! )

Weekly Words of Wisdom: Anyone wanna offer me any? I'll put one up here the next time I update. And please include the person who said it! Thanks!

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