ALRIGHTY! I've been working on this for... oh say... Three weeks now? Sounds about right... Oh, and the full title for this art is on the comic itself. I'll put the script on here later for those who are visually impared.

So yeah, this hit me one day (again while babysitting. I get my biggest art kicks while I'm babysitting, don't I?) so I wrote out the script because I stupidly forgot to bring computer paper with me. I can draw really straight line, can't you tell? (I didn't have a ruler with me, in case you can't tell.) I just feel like this could really happen to poor old Phoenix (the title explains why). Yeah, I didn't have a Phoenix Wright font so I used Deathnote. (Can anyone find the connection there?)

OH! BTW! Before I wrap it up here, I need to say something. I've heard a rumor that Edgeworth is actually getting a game called Miles Edgeworth: Perfect Prosecutor (thus, why that's what my comic says.) Right now, it's only in Japan. Again, IT'S ONLY A RUMOR! Whether it's true or not, we'll just have to wait and find out. BUT HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE IF OUR SWEET LITTLE EDGEY-POO GOT HIS OWN GAME!? ~

So yeah, here's the script. Although I think the text is big enough. Better to be safe then sorry, right?

PHOENIX WRIGHT: Turnabout for the Confused
(A.K.A. Phoenix Wright is too used to his trials being games.)

Phoenix: (thinking) Alright. Now all I need to do is find some evidence that proves Candy Apples was shot by Jim Dandy and not Rock Yrode.

Edgeworth: Give it up, Wright. There’s no possible way you can prove your client is innocent and this witness is guilty in one shot.

Mia: Its okay, Phoenix. Just relax, stay calm, and make sure to look through your Court Record to find the answers. You have the evidence you need!

Phoenix: (thinking) She’s right! I can’t give up now! I’ve come too far to go back! Yes, I think I’ve found it! The conclusive evidence!

Judge: Well, Mr. Wright? Do you have the evidence to prove it was Jim Dandy who killed Candy Apples and not Rock Yrode?

Phoenix: Yes, Your Honor.

Judge: Very well. Let’s see this conclusive piece of evidence!

Phoenix: Save and Suspend Game? Yes. Continue? Yes.

Judge: Ex-excuse me?

Phoenix: Oh, nothing. I just want to make sure I don’t make a mistake. I don’t like it when my Penalty Bar goes down.

Judge: O-okay… Anyway…

Phoenix: Of course, the evidence. TAKE THAT!

Judge: I can’t really tell what that is…

Phoenix: It’s a fruit cake, Your Honor.

Judge: Ah! I see! That does seem to prove quite a bit…

Edgeworth: OBJECTION!

Phoenix: (thinking) Crap, I forgot he was there…

Edgeworth: Your Honor, that proves nothing…

Judge: Hmmmm… I see your point. Mr. Wright, I’m going to have to penalize you.

Phoenix: Aw, crap… Turn off. Turn on. Continue? Yes.

Judge: What are you doing?

Mia: Yeah, Phoenix, seriously…

Phoenix: I restarted. It’s as if I never presented that fruit cake and I was never penalized for it.

Edgeworth: Ummm, Wright… This isn’t one of your games…

Phoenix: I know that… Wait, WHAT!? You mean, this case is real life!? HOLY MOTHER OF GRAPEJUICE, I’M GONNA LOSE!

Mia: The confidence you have in your true defense attorney abilities is mind blowing…

Edgeworth: Hey, speaking of law games, why don’t I have one? “Miles Edgeworth: Perfect Prosecutor” has a nice ring to it!

-End?-

Edgeworth: Don’t ignore me! …NO! NOT AN EARTHQUAKE! I WANT MY DADDY!

Phoenix Wright copyright to Capcom
Comic and Script copyright to (ME!)